Obama - Promise versus Reality
"The Obama Promise:
1. Order anything you want;
2. The guy behind you pays;
3. Finish eating before the line empties; and
4. Get back in line and do it again.
The Obama Reality:
1. Order anything you want;
2. You pay for everyone in line;
3. They get your food; and
4. Get back in line and do it again."
(Extended variation on a post seen elsewhere.)