Fast Eddie

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January 26, 2012
"Growing up follows a bell curve; it's best when you're over the hump!"

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December 3, 2011
"Good guys are human shields. Bad guys use them."

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November 24, 2011
"It isn't what happens to you that matters. It's what you do with it.
Be thankful."

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November 13, 2011
"The human race is often amusing but sometimes dangerous. That's why I display a smile but conceal a handgun."

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October 5, 2011
"When the hotel room is old and it smells, is that 'atmosphere'?"

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September 25, 2011
"'Gun Control' means not using hand lotion."

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September 7, 2011
"Dear airlines: 'Duration' is not how much time is left in the flight. Get a dictionary and look up 'remainder.'"

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September 4, 2011
"The older I get, the more tolerant I become of strangeness, except when it objects to mine."

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August 28, 2011
"Ignorance is like the digit 0. You can fill your head with 'em, but you still know nothing."

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August 24, 2011
"So goes your grits, so goes your day."