Welcome to E D Skinner's Website

When you travel to a place that uses a language you don’t know, things can be challenging. Where’s my hotel? Where can I get something to eat? What sign means “Bathroom” and which is which?

In Vancouver, a naked man displayed a sitar before switching to, aiming, and plucking his banjo at Police officers. Understandably, they “returned fire” with non-lethal ammunition.

Ok, Ok, you’re right. It’s a new toy and I wanted to show it off. You’re absolutely right. But I learned some things and can do better on my next wire antenna.

Writing from the heart occurs in two distinct phases: spew, and then clean it up.

This is a glass-cased version of why our Dad carried in a metal tube inside his coat pocket all the time. (Important detail: he’s a surgeon.)

I know ITAR, the International Trade Agreement Regulations.

Every time I see all those little turds circling after and following the big ones down the toilet, I look forward to the next general election.