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August 11, 2012
“Hey Honey, look what I just learned how to open with my wedding ring!”
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August 11, 2012
I booked an eleventh hour - more like 11:30 PM - hotel room in Nashville last night but when I arrived at the property at midnight, they had no reservation. Worse, they were full, and had been for hours.

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August 8, 2012
"What horrifies me is _not_ that one side is aghast at the purportedly outrageous claims of the other, but that both are."
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August 6, 2012
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August 5, 2012
Curiosity experiences its Seven Minutes of Terror tonight, or becomes loose parts scattered across Mars.
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August 5, 2012
I love my iPad2 on long flights. Other than during takeoff and landing, I will often have it on the whole time. And while I have lots of “apps” for work and amusement, when it comes right down to it, I watch movies more than anything else while flying.
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August 4, 2012
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August 3, 2012
With a handgun, this guy hit the bad guy at 165 yards – four times! Look here.
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August 3, 2012

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August 2, 2012
"The nice thing about a Colonoscopy is ... ... gimme a sec ... ..."