Humor

Try these lyrics (by Tam) with My Favorite Things. (If you can’t remember it, listen to Julie Andrew’s.)

Sure enough, a young and rather attractive blonde started hovering near that side of the car with the occasional glance inside and then toward the store.

But, from the looks of what’s happening in this picture, I fear the dreaded Sonoran black lichen bear may get to him first.

1. On numbered roads, whether expressed in numbers or written out, the speed limit will be that road’s number. I live close to 1st Ave where the “limit” would therefore be 1 MPH. Not a speedy choice.
2. On named roads, the normal posted limit would continue to be the speed limit.
3. Choose a starting and ending point, say your home to work, or to your favorite CostCo or Sams.
4. Find the route that gets you there the quickest.

In Phoenix where N-S roads are mostly numbered, the farther out from Central (the center “zero” line), the faster you could go when traveling North or South. But since most E-W streets are named, you’d be stuck with the posted speed limit on those roads.

Retroproctologist

(I don’t want to know.)

Here’s an aid to target shooting terminology:

• Pasters reduce visual distractions.
• Pasties do the opposite.

He: No, dear. [pause] Does it bother you that I pick up sluts on business trips?