Humor

For the nerds: struct FltSoftwareEngineer { double salary; long lunches; float jobs; char unstable; void work; } ; Source: Introductory (humorous) introduction to “Streamlined Flight Software Design” by Steven A.
Two-handed Eating
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March 27, 2012
Hold it right there! Left hand, fork. Right hand, knife.
They took blood samples this morning and, because my Dad was an MD – thoracic (pronounced “thor-ass-sick”!
Bell Curve
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January 26, 2012
"Growing up follows a bell curve; it's best when you're over the hump!
It’s a strap-on bunch of magnets, originally intended to hang on to nuts and bolts but here you can see it does just great with a set of channel plyers, my NRA knife, S&W 36 snubby and a combination straight and phillips head mini-screwdriver.
I found this quote that nails it. "I thought, while they're up and firm, why not shoot them once or twice?
Engineers!
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November 16, 2011
I just love engineers. I’m teaching a “remote” class through the web and by telephone this week.

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