Humor

Hotel Atmosphere
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October 5, 2011
"When the hotel room is old and it smells, is that 'atmosphere'?"
Teach If You Know It
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September 29, 2011
"Those who can teach, should. Those who can't, should sit down and stop embarrassing themselves."

Back when 300 baud dial-up was new – yeah, that’s a long time ago, all right – we had a “guest” login to a mainframe where a friend worked. He had administrative privileges and, being the generous sort, we were “in”.

Lots of Zeroes
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August 28, 2011
"Ignorance is like the digit 0. You can fill your head with 'em, but you still know nothing."
Grits
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August 24, 2011
"So goes your grits, so goes your day."
Change the Towel
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August 17, 2011
"When the towel you're about to use _after_ the shower smells like you did _before_ the shower, it's time for a new towel."

Shiney brass makes for more Xs.

It works like this. A shiney piece of brass will press a smoother surface onto the sides of the bullet. When such a bullet is then fired, it becomes subject to external forces and one of those is the impact of photons being reflected from the target face.

Surrogate Shooting
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October 23, 2005

A Bullseye-L email list member wrote:

"It is an absolutely perfect sunny Saturday here in Northern California. Unfortunately, my wife has the flu....so I stay home doing my best imitation of Klinger.

Would a kind soul among the BE Listers please shoot 10 rounds for me on the short line and let me know how I did by the end of the day?"

I was happy to oblige as follows.

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