Humor

"When the hotel room is old and it smells, is that 'atmosphere'?

"Those who can teach, should. Those who can't, should sit down and stop embarrassing themselves.

Back when 300 baud dial-up was new – yeah, that’s a long time ago, all right – we had a “guest” login to a mainframe where a friend worked.

"Ignorance is like the digit 0. You can fill your head with 'em, but you still know nothing.

"So goes your grits, so goes your day." Fast Eddie

"When the towel you're about to use _after_ the shower smells like you did _before_ the shower, it's time for a new towel.

Shiney brass makes for more Xs. It works like this. A shiney piece of brass will press a smoother surface onto the sides of the bullet.

A Bullseye-L email list member wrote: "It is an absolutely perfect sunny Saturday here in Northern California.